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• Colo. School Bans Tag on Its Playground

  Wed Aug 29, 2007
  • Ridiculous. I had dodge ball pegged as the 'banned' sport.

• NJ Teen Unlocks IPhone From AT&T Network

  Fri Aug 24, 2007
  • And we say that teenagers are lazy...puh-shaw!

• China: Bloggers Should Use Real Names

  Wed Aug 22, 2007
  • Said the Chinese governent: "We have to be able to track down and kill all dissenters more easily. This will make that job much less taxing on our officials."

• Not the Topless Car Wash They Expected

  Mon Aug 20, 2007
  • This is a ten-year-old bit from The Man Show. Wow. Real friggin' original.

• Buying New Jeans? Why Not Try Butt Cam?

  Mon Aug 20, 2007
  • How much to get a cam feed from the ladies Butt Cam? Just kidding. Sorta...

• Yes Jenna Bush Is Pregnant...by an Alien...

  Mon Aug 20, 2007
  • "Yes Jenna Bush Is Pregnant...by an Alien..." By the one who cuts Daddy's grass or the one who cleans Daddy's pool?

• E-Mails Show Response to Bridge Collapse

  Fri Aug 10, 2007
  • And all this shows what? That they were doing their job? Congratulatons. This is yet another non-story.

• 61 Stars Removed From Walk of Fame

  Thu Aug 9, 2007
  • What a non-story.

• Hathaway: Her Highbrow Image Off-Base

  Sun Aug 5, 2007
  • What a goody-goody.

• Killer of Actress Stabbed in Prison

  Sat Jul 28, 2007
  • What goes around comes around? Too bad he lived.